I hate to snicker but ...

Kat O'Brien from Newsday had a report for Monday's editions that Alex Rodriguez's contract includes home run bonuses that could push the value of his contract to $305 million.

I don't know who looks more foolish in this deal -- the Yankees, who allegedly wanted no part of Rodriguez after he opted out of his contract; Rodriguez, who went groveling back to the Yankees; or Scott Boras, who, even if A-Rod hits all the bonus escalators, still won't get the $350 million he was looking for.