Where my brain's at

I'm somewhat shamed to admit this, but I drove by a local Taco Bell today and on their marquee was a sign that said, "Hiring closers. $7"

I completely understood the sign, meaning the restaurant was looking for employees to work the closing shift. But, of course, being the middle of summer and with a fantasy baseball team in dire need of some pitching my mind shifted to relievers.

Hey, what can I say. I'm a baseball fan.